This sums up 99.9% of Business Analysts
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Good film. Everyone should watch it.Comment
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Thank goodness I've never had to produce the TPS reportsSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Don't take the stapler!Comment
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so the Business Analysts are the two people interviewing the 'Software development manager'?
that's pretty much how it normally plays out.
this morning on an EMEA wide tool with hundreds of users and soon to have thousands the security team have mixed up the user creation. I only requested them a few weeks ago. Apparently the security team don't know how to create users and the Team that developed the tool never told them how or documented it.
So I find someone with access (security are still in bed in the US) but he can only fix part of it.
Looks like BA Badass needs to sort it out. Its like peeling dog poo.Comment
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lol, what film is that from?Comment
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oh no, just read my post, I have suity - itus....
sniffle.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postso the Business Analysts are the two people interviewing the 'Software development manager'?
that's pretty much how it normally plays out.
this morning on an EMEA wide tool with hundreds of users and soon to have thousands the security team have mixed up the user creation. I only requested them a few weeks ago. Apparently the security team don't know how to create users and the Team that developed the tool never told them how or documented it.
So I find someone with access (security are still in bed in the US) but he can only fix part of it.
Looks like BA Badass needs to sort it out. Its like peeling dog poo.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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