And I just ate a chocolate eclair. I might even leave my house for a bit.
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Probably an omen. Or it's fed up with you eating the worms in the gardenOriginally posted by zeitghostThere's a crow on my windowledge.
S/he's looking at me funny.

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Just so I am clear. There are chocolate eclairs inside the house but you are considering leaving.
You need to discuss your meds doody.Comment
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You didn’t fall for the “eat this, it’s my chocolate éclair” scam did you?Originally posted by doodab View PostAnd I just ate a chocolate eclair. I might even leave my house for a bit."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Crows are harbingers of death - best make peace with your GodOriginally posted by zeitghostThere's a crow on my windowledge.
S/he's looking at me funny.

And banging on the window.
I wonder if s/he wants to come in.Comment
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Not any more. There is a pizza, but I would have to cook it.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostJust so I am clear. There are chocolate eclairs inside the house but you are considering leaving.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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