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He's ok he is.Originally posted by Gittins Gal View PostFullyAutomatix.
What a charmer

Bit out of character for him. Perhaps he thinks you are a sockie?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Assembling said Billy-goats could be an issue - there would be a riot - they are quite pugnacious - especially if there is humping involved (even unnatural humping)Comment
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A thousand erect billy goats forming an orderly queue. I wonder how long it would be?Originally posted by Jubber View PostAssembling said Billy-goats could be an issue - there would be a riot - they are quite pugnacious - especially if there is humping involved (even unnatural humping)
How many randy goats would it take to reach to the moon?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWell I thought it could be Mudskipper or possibly MP. They have potty mouths so I made it gender non-specific. Just forgot the first 'him'
Eh?
1. the ridiculous language used is not my style
2. why do I give a crap what some sockie posts?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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well the moon is a quarter of a million miles away. if a goat with a bonio is two yards long, thatsOriginally posted by doodab View PostA thousand erect billy goats forming an orderly queue. I wonder how long it would be?
How many randy goats would it take to reach to the moon?
1760/2 * 250,000 = 220 million goats.
By some insane coincidence thats the same number of goats that live in China.
on the other hand, if you could teach them to fly Apollo, you could probbly do it with 5(\__/)
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