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[AtW]

My house is next to church and this morning I heard some old chap there talking to younger whilst fixing the car saying how useful it is to know that stuff because in event of nuclear war he'd know how to fix his car and escape - presumably it was situation like in new War of Worlds (with Tom Cruise). No tulip!

[suityou01]

My house is next to church and this morning I heard some old chap there talking to younger whilst fixing the car saying how useful it is to know that stuff because in event of nuclear war he'd know how to fix his car and escape - presumably it was situation like in new War of Worlds (with Tom Cruise). No tulip!

Everyone gets it. 'Cept Doodab.

[doodab]

Everyone gets it. 'Cept Doodab.

Escape eh? Be the last survivor on burned and frozen planet? With you for company? **** that. I'm going in the first wave ta.

[suityou01]

Escape eh? Be the last survivor on burned and frozen planet? With you for company? **** that. I'm going in the first wave ta.

Meh. You're an annoyingly tough tenacious twunt that doesn't know when to quit. I trust you are like this in all of your challenges.

Now cock off and let me watch the footy.

[doodab]

Now cock off and let me watch the footy.

Now I know you're a masochist

[suityou01]

Now I know you're a masochist

I am a tinfoil hat wearing, Tottenham Hotspur supporting, bedwetting, overweight, pug ugly arse and you only now derive I am a masochist?

[suityou01]

4 8 15 16 23 42.

Someone better enter the numbers soon or we're all fecked.

Sorry old timer, we're all fecked.

Prep. Plan. Hope for the best.

[Flashman]

BBC report 95% vote in favour on unification with the Motherland! Other 5 % t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ boycotted the election.

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[doodab]

Prep. Plan. Hope for the best.

I'm in training with this

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 Ultimate Edition - EA Game

and RA2 which was the pick of the bunch IMO.

[barrydidit]

Feckwhit:

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That's not helpful really is it? Not that he's wrong of course..