This weekend I will mostly be....

[shaunbhoy]

Heading off to Spain for a lads weekend on the lash. Lots of watching footy and drinking I expect.
Just waiting for my lift which should arrive in about 35 minutes to take me to exeter airport! Woohoo!!!

[darmstadt]

Cheers,

Friday - World Freestyle Masturbation Championship (mixed couples) where I shall be attempting to reclaim my crown from Dirk Van Cleet and his wonderful partner, Tricky Tracy, with a combination of the 'Left Handed Double Dip with Maximum Thrust of the Pelvic Region' and 'The Four and a Half Finger Tickle.'
Saturday - Big Baby Nappy Wearing and Shemale Impersonators Party which is not what you think it is
Sunday - relaxing with a bottle of baby oil

[suityou01]

Cheers,

Friday - World Freestyle Masturbation Championship (mixed couples) where I shall be attempting to reclaim my crown from Dirk Van Cleet and his wonderful partner, Tricky Tracy, with a combination of the 'Left Handed Double Dip with Maximum Thrust of the Pelvic Region' and 'The Four and a Half Finger Tickle.'
Saturday - Big Baby Nappy Wearing and Shemale Impersonators Party which is not what you think it is
Sunday - relaxing with a bottle of baby oil

I was South Beds junior champion. I always wanted to use Jeremy Beadles small hand while being leered at by 70s cult band The Wurzels, but it never happened.

[Mich the Tester]

Cheers,

Friday - World Freestyle Masturbation Championship (mixed couples) where I shall be attempting to reclaim my crown from Dirk Van Cleet and his wonderful partner, Tricky Tracy, with a combination of the 'Left Handed Double Dip with Maximum Thrust of the Pelvic Region' and 'The Four and a Half Finger Tickle.'
Saturday - Big Baby Nappy Wearing and Shemale Impersonators Party which is not what you think it is
Sunday - relaxing with a bottle of baby oil

Quiet weekend for you then; couldn't you think of something different and unusual to do?

[darmstadt]

Currently through to the 'Knock One Out' round

[suityou01]

Cum on Darmy

[vetran]

Cum on Darmy

what he is doing backstroke?

[darmstadt]

what he is doing backstroke?

Nope, up and down with a slight squiggle on the off stroke...

[oscarose]

working

[darmstadt]

Quarter finals. I believe 'The Double Extra Creamy Guinness Dip', a favourite of mine and a crowd pleaser should get me through to the semi's...and I definitely don't have one of those...yet...like Norman from Tennessee...