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It says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian
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Originally posted by sasguruIt says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Get ready for the second coming. Hallelujah, we're saved. Now, where do I confess? Is there an email address?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Yeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore, which is a bit tricky for some of us. Being a bad Christian, I'll be first in the furnace when the balloon goes up.It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Surely you can just confess again? Isn't that the great attraction of the Catholic Church?Originally posted by oraclesmithYeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore,His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Of course you can as often as you like. But what if you die between a confession (confession := confession +1; sins := 0
and one or more sins (for fun in 1..tired loop sins:=sins+1; end loop
If you die with outstanding sins you go to Hell. Bad Catholics confess on their deathbeds, but its not always that convenient.It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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