Oh Jesus...

[oraclesmith]

Of course you can as often as you like. But what if you die between a confession (confession := confession +1; sins := 0 and one or more sins (for fun in 1..tired loop sins:=sins+1; end loop

If you die with outstanding sins you go to Hell. Bad Catholics confess on their deathbeds, but its not always that convenient.

[Mordac]

Yeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore,

Surely you can just confess again? Isn't that the great attraction of the Catholic Church?

[oraclesmith]

Yeah, the problem is you have to confess and not sin anymore, which is a bit tricky for some of us. Being a bad Christian, I'll be first in the furnace when the balloon goes up.

[Mordac]

Get ready for the second coming. Hallelujah, we're saved. Now, where do I confess? Is there an email address?

[AtW]

Always pay attention to the small print:

Jesus
Not worth listening to

[Xenophon]

It says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian

[sasguru]

It says "Jesus is not a member of any Public Groups". Does that mean he's not a Christian

[Xenophon]

...he has risen and the first thing he did was register for a CUK forum account.

Jesus