£180 to score

[d000hg]

£180?

Much cheaper down the Reeperbahn

When you bang your cleaner I guess it's more like £20 and for that you get a clean house too.

[KentPhilip]

When you bang your cleaner I guess it's more like £20 and for that you get a clean house too.

I've got it made.

Or should that be "maid"

[vetran]

When I was late teens/early twenties, my dad owned a cellar full of Aloxe-Corton. It works so much better with girls than beer.

Indeed wine, women & song. not Beer n' birds.

but whoosh? TT & TM got it.

Most definitely NSFW:

Kevin bloody wilson-do ya fu*k on first dates - YouTube

[mudskipper]

Happy valentine's day to y'all.

[MicrosoftBob]

I slept with my missus the night we met, it probably helped that I was living in digs at the time to be close to my London contract, so it was hard for her to keep away from my bedroom

So it cost me about £20 for drinks and a pub meal (on one of there two for 1 deals)

[petergriffin]

Are these women in the DM NOT foreign benefit tourists? I'm shocked!