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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You could both get your bums bleached
    You seem to be slightly obsessed with botty bleach.

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      #22
      Project Manager knife block

      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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        #23
        Cake?

        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #24
          Radiator keys?

          Oh wait, you've got those

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            A new potato peeler.

            On second thoughts lets go too mad,....
            Swivel Peeler crosswise - RÖSLE

            goes well with this, which is awesome

            Potato Masher - RÖSLE
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #26
              Do Maccy D's do gift vouchers??
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #27
                Oh, maybe one of those ultrasonic waterjet spray floss thingies?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  You seem to be slightly obsessed with botty bleach.
                  SY=Bruno?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Oh, maybe one of those ultrasonic waterjet spray floss thingies?
                    You mean one of those Japanese Toilets?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      You seem to be slightly obsessed with botty bleach.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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