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Things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

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    #31
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    They've got rid of the table football

    I'm told this is a permanent state of affairs.
    Why didn't you just challenge all of them to a winner gets to decide if they can keep or get rid of the table?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      surprised MS didn't organise a fit boys league and got them to swap shirts at the end, would improve the diet coke break.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #33
        Originally posted by RSoles View Post
        After a night out drinking in a bar with some paratroopers ( that was ttpslagiatt #1)
        somebody suggested we see how far along the top shelf we could get.
        I was ok for the first half dozen spirits, but then hit Creme de Menthe and Pernod side by side.

        The rest of the evening was ....unpleasant...
        Was that before or after the game of freckles ?
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #34
          I admit I had to google that.

          ...thanks...

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            #35
            Originally posted by RSoles View Post
            I admit I had to google that.

            ...thanks...
            Unwise.

            Considering your contribution was military related and a drinking game, looking up that particular reference was pretty dumb indeed.

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              #36
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Table football in clientCo canteen / lounge area.

              Bang, bang, bang, bang, cheer, bang, bang.
              Better than being next to the telephone booth
              I'm alright Jack

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                #37
                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                Better than being next to the telephone booth
                Or Mich the Testers office.

                Bang, bang, bang, bang, cheer, bang, bang
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  OS/2 Warp server certification
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    Buying a chip van
                    ftfy
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                      OS/2 Warp server certification
                      Still probably more relevant than Blackberry certification
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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