Suitable punishment for errant husbands?

[BrilloPad]

Revenge: What wives really want to do to husbands who screw them over - Telegraph

Any suitable suggestions?

[mudskipper]

LILY ALLEN LYRICS - Not Big

I could see it in your face as you break it to me gentle,
Yeah, you really must think you're great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game.

[xoggoth]

Not errant wives but annoying neighbours. Invent a Star Trek type portal to connect neighbour's heart inlet to the local sewage works.