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What do girls want these days?
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell who would you tell if some bird's bitten your kn0b off?
we had a good laugh.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.
a decent steak
a few beers
a poledance
then a blow jobComment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwell my mate told everyone when a one night stand left teeth marks in his JT.
we had a good laugh.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View Postmmm bit more sophisticated now us men, we want
a blow job
a decent steak
then a blow job
a few beers
then a blow job
a poledance
then a blow jobAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Bellona View PostAs a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids
I'll be in touchComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.
I'll be in touch
Originally posted by vetran View Postyou just need a picture of Sandra Bullock and you are set!
Sandra B is someone I would more than happily look likeIf it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Originally posted by Bellona View Post"girls" or "women" ?
IMHO I think it depends on how old you are, your status, and what baggage you have, or have had
As a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids, I'm sure my "wish list" looks very different to say a 30 year old singleton working ft but still at home or a mid twenties single mum holding down a pt job
Is it different for guys ??Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The missus fell for me because I had what she wanted
Steely blue eyes
muscles like steel bands
granite jaw
six pack
salt n pepper hair
and a kn0b of butter(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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