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What do girls want these days?

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    #21
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    A gentleman never tells!
    Well who would you tell if some bird's bitten your kn0b off?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #22
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Well who would you tell if some bird's bitten your kn0b off?
      well my mate told everyone when a one night stand left teeth marks in his JT.

      we had a good laugh.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I guess whatever their age, a blowjob will always rate fairly high.
        mmm bit more sophisticated now us men, we want

        a decent steak
        a few beers
        a poledance
        then a blow job

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          #24
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          well my mate told everyone when a one night stand left teeth marks in his JT.

          we had a good laugh.
          Owwwwwwww...owwwww....eeeeuuuuwwww
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #25
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            mmm bit more sophisticated now us men, we want

            a blow job
            a decent steak
            then a blow job
            a few beers
            then a blow job
            a poledance
            then a blow job
            ftfy
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bellona View Post
              As a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids
              You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.

              I'll be in touch

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                #27
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.
                you just need a picture of Sandra Bullock and you are set!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  You have the makings of a great match(dot).com personal ad there.

                  I'll be in touch
                  . Oops, it did read like one of those ads

                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  you just need a picture of Sandra Bullock and you are set!
                  I could get a picture of her to use, but trades descriptions would be after me after a pretty cursory comparison !

                  Sandra B is someone I would more than happily look like
                  If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Bellona View Post
                    "girls" or "women" ?
                    IMHO I think it depends on how old you are, your status, and what baggage you have, or have had

                    As a mid forties divorcee, own home and business, with no kids, I'm sure my "wish list" looks very different to say a 30 year old singleton working ft but still at home or a mid twenties single mum holding down a pt job

                    Is it different for guys ??
                    A companion to discuss literature and current affairs with, before Horlicks and bed?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      The missus fell for me because I had what she wanted

                      Steely blue eyes
                      muscles like steel bands
                      granite jaw
                      six pack
                      salt n pepper hair
                      and a kn0b of butter
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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