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    #41
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've got a new job and I'm hiring. What can you do?
    It's complicated.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I can touch my nose with my tongue.
      Have dropped you a PM.

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        #43
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I can touch my nose with my tongue.
        I keep telling you that was MY nose, how drunk were you?
        "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

        https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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          #44
          Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
          I keep telling you that was MY nose, how drunk were you?
          That was MF's cock. How drunk were you?

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            #45
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            That was MF's cock. How drunk were you?
            At that point I was quite sober, it was MF that I had to get drunk for it.
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #46
              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              At that point I was quite sober, it was MF that I had to get drunk for it.
              Now I know you're lying.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Now I know you're lying.
                there speaks the voice of experience!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I've got this mate see......
                  Now we know it's a fantasy.
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                    Now we know it's a fantasy.
                    Actually I'm proper tight with Old Greg now.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Actually I'm proper tight with Old Greg now.
                      I dislike the sound of that.

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