Latin love message for Valentines

[DaveB]

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

[TestMangler]

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

Veni, Vici, V.D.

[Bellona]

Veni, Vici, V.D.

[northernladuk]

There is no 'get' in latin, but here goes

pallii tuae capes, amor, trahebas.

That's even worse. Translates as 'seizing your cloak, love, dragged'

[northernladuk]

^ can't you read latin. What type of school did you get dragged through....

although I will admit the return translation ends up as

How did you get this. Rather amusingly using google translate for 'Get your coat etc' comes out as

'Ut amor youve trahi vestra tunicam'

which if you re-translate comes out as

'As the love you've pulled your coat'

Talk about getting lost in translation

Well I found it amusing anyway...

[BrilloPad]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got herpes
Do you want it too?

[TestMangler]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
get in the van.

[northernladuk]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits

[EternalOptimist]

a policeman from near Clapham junction
had a pen!s that just wouldn't function
for the rest of his life
he misled his poor wife
with some snot on the end of his truncheon

[Gibbon]

That's even worse. Translates as 'seizing your cloak, love, dragged'

Google is awful,

But this is more MF

pallii tuae cape; amor, te amabo longus tempus