As accurate as a daily express snow prediction is

[d000hg]

I don't have time to dicker with you, I need to go and put on my snow tyre.

[suityou01]

I realised my mistake and need to go and put on my snow tyre.

Sure, no worries.

[d000hg]

If you want to think that, go ahead. You could do with a win - in your own mind even if not in reality.

[suityou01]

If you want to think that, go ahead. You could do with a win - in your own mind even if not in reality.

You're just the next notch on my 2014 CUK bedpost after Minestrone and MarillionFan.

[pjclarke]

Do the weather forecasters quoted by the Daily Mail actually exist? | George Monbiot | Environment | theguardian.com

[alluvial]

You're just the next notch on my 2014 CUK bedpost after Minestrone and MarillionFan.

But Doogie doesn't go for that sort of thing on religious grounds so can't indulge your fantasies.

[Old Greg]

What would the impact be on the HOUSE PRICE SPRING BOUNCE?

[MarillionFan]

Sledges index is up 300 points

[DirtyDog]

I remain unconvinced.

I'm with the Sunday Sport on this one

[suityou01]

Beast from the east to bring SNOW, freezing winds and weather chaos to the UK | UK | News | Daily Express

The mercury is expected to plunge to below freezing bringing harsh frosts and the risk of wintry showers to the entire country.

Bitter gales from Siberia and the Arctic region will make temperatures feel close to -11C (12F) in the North and -6C (21F) elsewhere.

Forecasters warned to expect a dramatic change from the recent mild, wet and windy conditions with the cold set to last for weeks.

The big freeze is due to arrive after the weekend after more rain has hit parts of the UK already battling with severe floods.

Fail.