Originally posted by fullyautomatix
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He had his back to the doors, I was standing side on to him, with my right side facing him. He was very tall indeed.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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FTFYOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHe had his back to the doors, I was standing side on to him, with my right side facing him. He was average height.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Non Pregnant women are the worse
Ive given up my seat (or offered) my seat to 2 Pregnant women only to be told they were not Pregnant (just fat), boy did i get daggers from both of them and people round about did not help by siggering.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHe had his back to the doors, I was standing side on to him, with my right side facing him. He was very tall indeed.
Aah, both were standing. Making sense now. If you were as tall as him he would be resting the paper on your Boobs, I guess ?
In any case, I am guessing, he was so engrossed on reading the "romance on the tube" section that he didnt realise he was trespassing.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostAah, both were standing. Making sense now. If you were as tall as him he would be resting the paper on your Boobs, I guess ?
In any case, I am guessing, he was so engrossed on reading the "romance on the tube" section that he didnt realise he was trespassing.
If I was as tall as him I'd have punched him in the face.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Known to older readers as a Bonanza......Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostYou should have set light to it
I'd give my right dick to be normal.....Comment
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lol. flashback timeOriginally posted by Runs With Scissors View PostKnown to older readers as a Bonanza......

There was this big Jock in the army, when we in the electronics training. He asked me who wrote auld lang syne, then put his ciggie out on my forearm when I didnt know. Robbie Burns, eh?
So I bonanzered him in the naafi at half time. should have seen the f@ggot run
later that afternoon, I had to beat a hasty from the classroom when my boot laces mysteriously caught fire
the git(\__/)
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In fairness though, he was only reading the paper on your head, not filling in the crossword.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Seems reasonable to me, even good manners, that short people should help out us taller types by giving us somewhere to rest things, especially when forced to stand in close quarters.
Plus he was making more efficient use of the limited space available, and that improves over-crowding as well as saving money.
So I applaud him.
Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostIn fairness though, he was only reading the paper on your head, not staring down your top.Comment
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