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Germans and skiing...
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Germans and skiing...
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
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Probably trying to push in at the ski lift queue.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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I was driving the missus to the shops when she told me that schumacher was luck to be alive because he had split his helmet.
I nearly swerved into the lolipop lady
I mean, thats gotta hurt(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Amazing how she could break a bone given how much "padding" she has round her midriff (in that BBC photo)
Perhaps she fell awkwardly on something such as a ski stick.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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First Schumacher, now Merkel.
The Germans haven't been this unlucky with snow since Stalingrad.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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