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Well it was the only one I could find that wasn't tasteless!Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Was there even a joke in there?Comment
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That's never stopped you before.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell it was the only one I could find that wasn't tasteless!
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostI heard Michael Schumacher's former pit crew went to visit him.
They changed the wheels on his bed and drip in 11.4 seconds.Really that's not tasteless????Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell it was the only one I could find that wasn't tasteless!
please do enlighten us with a tasteless joke
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Just look at my post historyOriginally posted by original PM View Post
please do enlighten us with a tasteless joke

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I was looking for something a bit more whimsical than the fact you exist.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostJust look at my post history
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Just as we think 2013s celebrity death list is done and dusted, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous qualifying lap.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostJust as we think 2013s celebrity death list is done and dusted, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous qualifying lap.
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KP, this is how you make a joke, not some tasteless crap.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Nicely done.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Tributes pouring in from other F1 stars who are gutted this wasn't Vettel.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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