Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
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Dunno about the fava beans and the chianti, but I've got some nice rum will that do?
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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You've been hiring the wrong contractors. FTV was he?Originally posted by janeyyou mean to clean up the mess the original contractor made?! you think Im stoopid enough to make the same mistake twice!?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Are the horses invading Downing Street?Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is neigh.
Welcome to the site Mr Pirate and congratulations on being the 2000th registered user of the forum! Zeitghost will be landing near you shortly to claim his, er I mean your, prize!my ferret is your ferretComment
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Well done Ferret - corrected now.
I looked at it before and though something was wrong. The rum is getting to me.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Originally posted by zeitghostNeigh, lad, neigh...
I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Originally posted by janeyI'm still waiting for the wining and dining you promised me
I am always available for wine.
Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateIT'S ME!!!!!!!!!

Well done CP!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I tried to organise a Christmas do last year but there were no takers.Originally posted by Xenophon
I am always available for wine.
Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?

I think it would be good to have a flash mob contractor party somewhere.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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I remember. Definitely think a flash do is the way forward.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI tried to organise a Christmas do last year but there were no takers.
I think it would be good to have a flash mob contractor party somewhere.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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