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  • oraclesmith
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    Oooooh thank you sooooo much !!!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by oraclesmith
    Do I get a finders fee ?
    No fee, but here - have a gold medal:



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  • oraclesmith
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!


    Do I get a finders fee ?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    What about the 1800 odd that have posted once & never bothered again...
    Blimmin' one-hit wonders.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I tried to organise a Christmas do last year but there were no takers.
    I think it would be good to have a flash mob contractor party somewhere.
    I remember. Definitely think a flash do is the way forward.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Xenophon


    I am always available for wine.

    Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?

    I tried to organise a Christmas do last year but there were no takers.
    I think it would be good to have a flash mob contractor party somewhere.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!







    Well done CP!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by janey
    I'm still waiting for the wining and dining you promised me


    I am always available for wine.

    Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?

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  • Numptycorner
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Neigh, lad, neigh...

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Well done Ferret - corrected now.

    I looked at it before and though something was wrong. The rum is getting to me.

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
    No matter how you try,
    Goodbye cruel Labour,
    Your end is neigh.
    Are the horses invading Downing Street?

    Welcome to the site Mr Pirate and congratulations on being the 2000th registered user of the forum! Zeitghost will be landing near you shortly to claim his, er I mean your, prize!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by janey
    you mean to clean up the mess the original contractor made?! you think Im stoopid enough to make the same mistake twice!?
    You've been hiring the wrong contractors. FTV was he?

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Dunno about the fava beans and the chianti, but I've got some nice rum will that do?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!

    You must be ex-ter-min-at-ed!

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    TLG delivering a quality service with every shot!
    I'm sure your GF will be glad to hear it!

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