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No fee, but here - have a gold medal:Originally posted by oraclesmithDo I get a finders fee ?
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateIT'S ME!!!!!!!!!

Do I get a finders fee ?
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Blimmin' one-hit wonders.Originally posted by zeitghostWhat about the 1800 odd that have posted once & never bothered again...
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I tried to organise a Christmas do last year but there were no takers.Originally posted by Xenophon
I am always available for wine.
Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?

I think it would be good to have a flash mob contractor party somewhere.
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateIT'S ME!!!!!!!!!

Well done CP!
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Originally posted by janeyI'm still waiting for the wining and dining you promised me
I am always available for wine.
Why don't I organise a big CUK night out? It surely wouldn't end in arguments and fights - would it?
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Well done Ferret - corrected now.
I looked at it before and though something was wrong. The rum is getting to me.
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Are the horses invading Downing Street?Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is neigh.
Welcome to the site Mr Pirate and congratulations on being the 2000th registered user of the forum! Zeitghost will be landing near you shortly to claim his, er I mean your, prize!
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You've been hiring the wrong contractors. FTV was he?Originally posted by janeyyou mean to clean up the mess the original contractor made?! you think Im stoopid enough to make the same mistake twice!?
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Dunno about the fava beans and the chianti, but I've got some nice rum will that do?
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You must be ex-ter-min-at-ed!Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateIT'S ME!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sure your GF will be glad to hear it!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanTLG delivering a quality service with every shot!
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