The Wind, oh The Wind.

[Damon]

A friend of mine went out to his car this morning....I've advised him to go buy a lottery ticket with luck like that!

[Doggy Styles]

My son raised the lid off the Ark this morning.

Meanwhile, my arse has been well behaved for some reason.

[mudskipper]

Just as well, I've had 3 dumps today so far.

Are you trying to trounce doodab?

[suityou01]

I mistakenly thought I was about to break wind last evening.

I was rather incorrect in that assumption.



Touched cloth.



Got to bog just in time.

If you're over 50, never trust a fart. This also applies to giant alien lizards.