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suityou01 replied

30 December 2013, 10:46
Originally posted by zeitghost

I mistakenly thought I was about to break wind last evening.

I was rather incorrect in that assumption.

Touched cloth.

Got to bog just in time.

If you're over 50, never trust a fart. This also applies to giant alien lizards.
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mudskipper replied

27 December 2013, 23:01
Originally posted by zeitghost

Just as well, I've had 3 dumps today so far.

Are you trying to trounce doodab?
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Doggy Styles replied

27 December 2013, 17:49
My son raised the lid off the Ark this morning.

Meanwhile, my arse has been well behaved for some reason.
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Damon replied

27 December 2013, 11:07
A friend of mine went out to his car this morning....I've advised him to go buy a lottery ticket with luck like that!
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mudskipper replied

26 December 2013, 13:06
Originally posted by zeitghost

Not so much the methane, more the sulphur compounds.

I read that just as Mr ms dropped one. For a moment I thought they'd invented smellinet.
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James Tiberius Kirk replied

25 December 2013, 23:05
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Not big, not clever
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suityou01 replied

25 December 2013, 23:00
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

You still up? Sounds like bulltulip about the booze

I had enough about 6pm and had a couple pints of water.

Proper light weight.
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Cliphead replied

25 December 2013, 22:48
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

SY02 is pleading with me to stop.

You still up? Sounds like bulltulip about the booze
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suityou01 replied

25 December 2013, 22:45
SY02 is pleading with me to stop.
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TykeMerc replied

25 December 2013, 22:30
Originally posted by zeitghost

I haven't stopped.

I think I'll give the prunes a miss this evening.

Don't want to invite trouble.

Why stop while you're on a roll? Maybe you can market yourself as a gas production facility.

Mind you since methane is supposed to be a vastly worse greenhouse gas than CO2 odds are you will be shut down by the warmist lobby.
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Doggy Styles replied

25 December 2013, 21:15
I haven't started yet.
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greenlake replied

25 December 2013, 21:13
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Zippy replied

25 December 2013, 21:08
Sprouts & stuffing plus someone bought me some rather nice real ale. I'm expecting trouble
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25 December 2013, 21:00
The Wind, oh The Wind.

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