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I've stood on an upturned plug, thats basically the same thing right?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Wimp. I've stood on a lego brick barefooted. The small one with two stubs. Yee--oooooowwww!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI've stood on an upturned plug, thats basically the same thing right?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGet in their son. Give it hell.

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Now that's a complement.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBloody hell, you're a tough sod. Best of luck mate.
You have to bear in mind that the alternatives have all been a lot worse, and everything is done with local anaesthetic, loads of painkillers etc so none of it really hurt. So I'd not say I was that tough, it's more a case of its amazing what you'll go through when you really have to.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostNow that's a complement.
You have to bear in mind that the alternatives have all been a lot worse, and everything is done with local anaesthetic, loads of painkillers etc so none of it really hurt. So I'd not say I was that tough, it's more a case of its amazing what you'll go through when you really have to.
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We appreciate you're poorly but we do rely on you to retain standards.
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Complimentary medicine. When they tell you how great you look before sticking needles in you full of gunk.Originally posted by doodab View PostNow that's a complement...
Barbed-complimentary medicine. When the needle looks like this:
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That sounds encouraging and it certainly beats the alternative..Originally posted by doodab View Post
Overall not too bad, and the initial signs are looking positive so far.
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Well I had my second round of chemo yesterday and all being well i'll be back in my own home this evening.
It's quite emotional saying goodbye to people who have spent the last few weeks saving your life.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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