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Have you ever tried to cash a £50 note. Even a bank will give you a hard time (and probably flag your account for investigation).merely at clientco for the entertainment -
No idea, I only have use £100 notes.Originally posted by eek View PostHave you ever tried to cash a £50 note. Even a bank will give you a hard time (and probably flag your account for investigation).What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Tried to buy something (Snickers I think) from a newsagent on my first day in England back in 1994Originally posted by eek View PostHave you ever tried to cash a £50 note.
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Do you take:Originally posted by Pondlife View PostMy vote is available for purchase and no reasonable offer will be turned down.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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I only deal in £27 notes.Comment
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All your yes are belong to usOriginally posted by Zippy View PostDo you want to receive the ContractorUK Weekly Newsletter
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There is no box
Have tampered with the wording to account for pedants. Any form that states "tick the box" is wrong, as it isn't a box but a square I suppose... Could we prove this by inserting a cat and some poison into the form?Comment
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It might liven it up a bitOriginally posted by administrator View PostAll your yes are belong to us
Have tampered with the wording to account for pedants. Any form that states "tick the box" is wrong, as it isn't a box but a square I suppose... Could we prove this by inserting a cat and some poison into the form?
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