Would you do it?

[MarillionFan]

To the OP, let me answer in all seriousness as this is a serious question.

I am the same but I am attractive to the opposite sex and am fertile so have a wife and at least two children I am aware of. At 34 I am also in the same situation with a number of rental properties and a hotel albeit on the Old Kent Road. I have two million in the bank not including the offshore account Hector doesn't know about and a number of gold bars under the floorboards I collected while doing a Cash for Gold business before the prices went up. I only contract now for the attention from the ladies at the gigs I work for and I've become to get tired of woman wanting to sleep with me because I'm rich, good looking and the constant rumors I'm hung like Jake the Peg.

I'm undecided whether to carry on working for the attention or to become a porn star or international spy? The wife will stick by me regardless because of all of the above. I'm undecided? What do you think?

MF

[Alfie the lurcher]

This is why fewer and fewer people now bother with this site as it's ****

It was actually a serious question. And no, I'm not SAS or the other guy. I live in Wandsworth, not Swindon (or was it Luton someone mentioned earlier on - they're all **** as we all know).

More to the point, rather than just belittle the OP, let's have some constructive comments. Would you if you were me get out of the rat race, because it's not an easy decision to quit altogether? And, pleaseeeee, I know the original post was in General but FFS let's try and raise this discussion above the usual thicko stuff that fills this area.

[norrahe]

Bleeding radiators?

Cage fighting with gladiators?

[MPwannadecentincome]

Travel round the southern hemisphere - live it up a little, if you don't feel like going back to work then travel round the northern hemisphere. That'll give you plenty of time to think about what you should do.

good luck!

[mudskipper]

To the OP, let me answer in all seriousness as this is a serious question.

I am the same but I am attractive to the opposite sex and am fertile so have a wife and at least two children I am aware of. At 34 I am also in the same situation with a number of rental properties and a hotel albeit on the Old Kent Road. I have two million in the bank not including the offshore account Hector doesn't know about and a number of gold bars under the floorboards I collected while doing a Cash for Gold business before the prices went up. I only contract now for the attention from the ladies at the gigs I work for and I've become to get tired of woman wanting to sleep with me because I'm rich, good looking and the constant rumors I'm hung like Jake the Peg.

I'm undecided whether to carry on working for the attention or to become a porn star or international spy? The wife will stick by me regardless because of all of the above. I'm undecided? What do you think?

MF

[greenlake]

....and the voices in my head say just do it.

Any thoughts? .... Can you give me any sanity?