Reply to: Would you do it?

[greenlake]

....and the voices in my head say just do it.

Any thoughts? .... Can you give me any sanity?

[mudskipper]

To the OP, let me answer in all seriousness as this is a serious question.

I am the same but I am attractive to the opposite sex and am fertile so have a wife and at least two children I am aware of. At 34 I am also in the same situation with a number of rental properties and a hotel albeit on the Old Kent Road. I have two million in the bank not including the offshore account Hector doesn't know about and a number of gold bars under the floorboards I collected while doing a Cash for Gold business before the prices went up. I only contract now for the attention from the ladies at the gigs I work for and I've become to get tired of woman wanting to sleep with me because I'm rich, good looking and the constant rumors I'm hung like Jake the Peg.

I'm undecided whether to carry on working for the attention or to become a porn star or international spy? The wife will stick by me regardless because of all of the above. I'm undecided? What do you think?

MF

[MPwannadecentincome]

Travel round the southern hemisphere - live it up a little, if you don't feel like going back to work then travel round the northern hemisphere. That'll give you plenty of time to think about what you should do.

good luck!

[norrahe]

Bleeding radiators?

Cage fighting with gladiators?

[Alfie the lurcher]

This is why fewer and fewer people now bother with this site as it's ****

It was actually a serious question. And no, I'm not SAS or the other guy. I live in Wandsworth, not Swindon (or was it Luton someone mentioned earlier on - they're all **** as we all know).

More to the point, rather than just belittle the OP, let's have some constructive comments. Would you if you were me get out of the rat race, because it's not an easy decision to quit altogether? And, pleaseeeee, I know the original post was in General but FFS let's try and raise this discussion above the usual thicko stuff that fills this area.

[MarillionFan]

To the OP, let me answer in all seriousness as this is a serious question.

I am the same but I am attractive to the opposite sex and am fertile so have a wife and at least two children I am aware of. At 34 I am also in the same situation with a number of rental properties and a hotel albeit on the Old Kent Road. I have two million in the bank not including the offshore account Hector doesn't know about and a number of gold bars under the floorboards I collected while doing a Cash for Gold business before the prices went up. I only contract now for the attention from the ladies at the gigs I work for and I've become to get tired of woman wanting to sleep with me because I'm rich, good looking and the constant rumors I'm hung like Jake the Peg.

I'm undecided whether to carry on working for the attention or to become a porn star or international spy? The wife will stick by me regardless because of all of the above. I'm undecided? What do you think?

MF

[suityou01]

No. I have too much to offer and there are too many failing projects that need saving the Suity way.

[SueEllen]

Get a job!!!

You will live longer as you won't be able to drink too much and take too many drugs.

[mudskipper]

Too right. If I was loaded, I'd retire tomorrow.

[aoxomoxoa]

Any suggestions for my spare time back in Blighty (other than cycling, shooting, cycling, cooking, gardening and drinking, which I already do), would be much appreciated?

Bleeding radiators?

[v8gaz]

I can’t possibly spend what I have,

Oh dear, your problem seems to be lack of any sort of imagination.

[pjclarke]

so could you be as serious as you can with your replies

You had me up until there. This is General, dammit, blimey, next thing you know you'll be asking about climate change....

[Doggy Styles]

Hi SAS

Do you know, I made it a toss-up between Dim and Sas, but Sas has dependents.

[gricerboy]

Hi SAS

[Doggy Styles]

Well, I'd move out of Swindon for a start.