Advent calendars

[aardvark]

Too right.


While stealing chocolates out of my child's advent calendar and replacing them with tomatoes.

My kid had one with a car behind each door a few years back. V cool!

[d000hg]

Too right.


While stealing chocolates out of my child's advent calendar and replacing them with tomatoes.

Given the size of windows on most advent calendars, I think this will end messily.

I love the whisky one but they cost something like £200. The beer one is genius.

[aardvark]

Given the size of windows on most advent calendars, I think this will end messily.

Sundried tomatoes might work?

[CheeseSlice]

You're right. How about a homemade nativity scene?

So the wise men were 'Jack', 'Jose' and 'Jim'.. hmmm

I notice they forgot the tomato juice, so they're denying Mary was a virgin.

[greenlake]

So the wise men were 'Jack', 'Jose' and 'Jim'.. hmmm

An earlier version had Johnnie instead of Jose....

[aardvark]

Traditionally, there was a black magi. I guess that's Jack.

[CheeseSlice]

An earlier version had Johnnie instead of Jose....

I admire the canes but these wise men have lost their spirits

[NotAllThere]

Given the alcohol habits of most of the people here, I think you'd need a crate per day.

[BrilloPad]

day 1 - baby bp got a policeman holding 2 cups.

[Old Greg]

Given the alcohol habits of most of the people here, I think you'd need a crate per day.

The numbers indicate hours.