Wee'ing off that mornings toilet poo-stains with some beer-assisted power-jet urinating later in the evening...
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They do, I quite like 'The Club' eat too many being my current clientcoOriginally posted by norrahe View PostI just remembered the cheese and onion sarnies you got at M&S for a quid, not sure if they still do them.Comment
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No russell dear - it's a reminder of the bad food we ate in our younger years even though a lot of our parents would have been horrified if they knew.Originally posted by russell View PostYou guys must be on tulip rates."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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burn him - food of the gods they are...Originally posted by zeitghostSpeaking of which:

donner kebab.

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Nope Suvlaki and Gyros are Greek, Donners are a UK bastardization of the Turkish kebab.Originally posted by original PM View Postburn him - food of the gods they are...
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sheesh you learn something new everyday....Originally posted by russell View PostNope Suvlaki and Gyros are Greek, Donners are a UK bastardization of the Turkish kebab.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe other day I ate some Tesco Value bacon (I've no idea why she bought it but Words Have Been Had) and it was quite nice.
Then last night I had my first ever KFC burger and it was actually rather good - a nice breast of chicken in a bun.
What dirty treats are you prepared to 'fess up to liking? I remember Heston Blumenthal admitting on TV he loves ready-made prawn cocktail mix in a plastic tub from the supermarket...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNo russell dear - it's a reminder of the bad food we ate in our younger years even though a lot of our parents would have been horrified if they knew.
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not sure if you have missed the point of the thread or are just being a toolOriginally posted by russell View PostNope
it is about food we should not eat but do - because it is darn tasty
we can all i am sure go out and eat £30 or more meals if we wish to but you know sometimes only a whopper with cheese n bacon will do!Comment
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I'm joking, old joke about contractors being rich.Originally posted by original PM View Postnot sure if you have missed the point of the thread or are just being a tool
it is about food we should not eat but do - because it is darn tasty
we can all i am sure go out and eat £30 or more meals if we wish to but you know sometimes only a whopper with cheese n bacon will do!Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI just remembered the cheese and onion sarnies you got at M&S for a quid, not sure if they still do them.
Mmmm, now you're talking.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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