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So what did you learn this year?

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    #31
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    The expression cockwomble.
    New one on me - like it

    That may replace current favourites (arsebiscuits & cuntymints)
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #32
      There's no I in team but there's a U in c**t

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        #33
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        I learnt the words "only kidding" don't quite make things better when asked by GF#1 "what is your fantasy?" and I suggested her daughter in a threesome.
        Not surprised, that makes you sound like a typical politician.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Hardgraft View Post
          There's no I in team but there's a U in c**t
          like that!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #35
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            I learnt the words "only kidding" don't quite make things better when asked by GF#1 "what is your fantasy?" and I suggested her daughter in a threesome.
            How old is your GF?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #36
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              How old is your GF?
              More importantly, how old is the daughter??
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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                #37
                Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
                Thanks to OAD, I learned that Tumblr is chock full of pron.
                And Reddit
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
                  More importantly, how old is the daughter??
                  And are you the father?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Hardgraft View Post
                    There's no I in team but there's a U in c**t if you play your cards right
                    FTFY
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                      FTFY
                      You want to be in MF? I guess you wouldn't be the first or last.

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