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      Happy New Year everyone.

      Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.

      What's the latest in suityland?

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        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Happy New Year everyone.

        Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.

        What's the latest in suityland?
        Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

        You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

          You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
          I hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.

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            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            I hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.
            You camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

              You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
              In other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.

              <I think MF is still a little sore>
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                In other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.

                <I think MF is still a little sore>
                That;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  That;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.
                  Jeez, it's like watching an elderly knackered once powerful alpha lion, lashing out wildly, while the younger lions toss him about like an old wank sock.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    You camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.
                    Don't you worry, luvvie. You'll always be the Grubby Queen of CUK.

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