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Happy New Year everyone.
Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.
What's the latest in suityland?Comment
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Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHappy New Year everyone.
Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.
What's the latest in suityland?
You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSuity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.
You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.Comment
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You camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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In other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSuity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.
You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
<I think MF is still a little sore>
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIn other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.
<I think MF is still a little sore>
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Jeez, it's like watching an elderly knackered once powerful alpha lion, lashing out wildly, while the younger lions toss him about like an old wank sock.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't you worry, luvvie. You'll always be the Grubby Queen of CUK.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.Comment
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