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I iz Boomed, innit

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    I iz Boomed, innit

    interviewed by the big boss gangsta
    his breath stinks of fags, curry and corriand-a

    starts askin big questions like Aristotle
    so I open a can of Togaf metamod-el

    he falls ova, Im not sure hes still alive
    he gets up, gives me six months and a rate startin with a five


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    Join IPSE

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      #3
      Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
      interviewed by the big boss gangsta
      his breath stinks of fags, curry and corriand-a

      starts askin big questions like Aristotle
      so I open a can of Togaf metamod-el

      he falls ova, Im not sure hes still alive
      he gets up, gives me six months and a rate startin with a five
      £5.50 p/h?





      Grats anyway
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        £5.50 p/h?
        and spam, egg and chips tonight

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          #5
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Ah you're an EA. AussieLong will be pleased for you. Come to think of it so am I

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7

              WTG
              If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bellona View Post

                WTG
                Bless
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  U da man, Bruv, innit?
                  I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                    #10
                    Jolly well done old chap!!

                    'Ave a banana!

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