Caption Competition.

[Dundeegeorge]

Wan reich, wan folk, wan fuhrer

whit lothian question?

[Xenophon]

*Sings*

"Come on! VOGUE!"

[Jabberwocky]

Police uncover sensational new evidence on De Menezes shooting.

[hyperD]

"Thirty five quid for a manicure, but you know, I think that shine's worth every penny. Ooh, I didn't tell you, Sarah was there having her minge waxed, so I said to Sarah . . . . ."

[thunderlizard]

"A more cunning terrorist will see that you've got a Kevlar vest on, and try to shoot you in the face instead. But once again, the Met Police is one step ahead of the game!"

[Diestl]

I'm knackered after our dyke session, ill lean against this really clean window.

[NoddY]

Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listening.