Reply to: Caption Competition.

[NoddY]

Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listening.

[Diestl]

I'm knackered after our dyke session, ill lean against this really clean window.

[thunderlizard]

"A more cunning terrorist will see that you've got a Kevlar vest on, and try to shoot you in the face instead. But once again, the Met Police is one step ahead of the game!"

[hyperD]

"Thirty five quid for a manicure, but you know, I think that shine's worth every penny. Ooh, I didn't tell you, Sarah was there having her minge waxed, so I said to Sarah . . . . ."

[Jabberwocky]

Police uncover sensational new evidence on De Menezes shooting.

[Xenophon]

*Sings*

"Come on! VOGUE!"

[Dundeegeorge]

Wan reich, wan folk, wan fuhrer

whit lothian question?

[ferret]

"Like whatever - speak to the hand."

[wobbegong]

"Thirty five quid for a manicure, but you know, I think that shine's worth every penny. Ooh, I didn't tell you, Sarah was there having her minge waxed, so I said to Sarah . . . . ."

[Paddy]

A new bread of community wardens protect kids from grannies.

Or

Police Mime act at Edinburgh is a flop.

[Jabberwocky]

Police issue a clear "stop" warning before opening fire on Japanese tourist.

[DaveB]

Lets just hope they dont have PMT

[bogeyman]

Phwoar.... dykes with guns....

Makes them feel even more powerful than their strap-ons.

[Dundeegeorge]

I'm afraid you'll have to remove this posting

due to the use of the banned word c*mp*t*t**n, which is no longer allowed in our socialist utopia. Please report to the middle of the second lane of the M6 for re-education.

[Fleetwood]

"Stay exactly where you are or my colleague will kiss you".