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    #41
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

    Tell me you don't write software.
    Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

    Tell me you don't write software
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      If one were to follow your instructions then we would be sliding a piece of card under an open door.

      Tell me you don't write software.
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

      Tell me you don't write software
      I asked for a mousetrap. Fookin developers.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #43
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I asked for a mousetrap. Fookin developers.
        You could have offshored it. You'd have end up with a colandar then.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #44
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          You could have offshored it. You'd have end up with a colandar then.
          As long as the spiders are bigger than the drain holes that's a UAT pass. Anything else is a workaround involving putty.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Context dear boy. The thread is about a spider. Underneath was in this context.

            Tell me you don't write software
            What context would that be? ***** off, have a think, come back, reread the thread and then ***** off again.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              What context would that be? ***** off, have a think, come back, reread the thread and then ***** off again.
              Do you always treat things you don't understand so harshly?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #47
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Do you always treat things you don't understand so harshly?
                What was there to understand? Her instructions were flawed.

                Do you always make sh!t up to suit your solution?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  What was there to understand? Her instructions were flawed.

                  Do you always make sh!t up to suit your solution?
                  Do you always need stuff spelt out to you in foot high letters?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    Is it dead yet?

                    Me, me, me...

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Do you always need stuff spelt out to you in foot high letters?
                      He's worked with too many Bobs.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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