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Initial symptoms include genital sores. If the infection is not treated, a rash may appear, with flu-like symptoms.
Doctor Doctor - My old boy won't stop sneezingThrow them to the lions - WC2 5.4 -
Originally posted by zeitghostCaptain Jack - remember to wear a 'party hat'The majority of those diagnosed were gay men.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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But isn't that blatant homophobia
on the BBC's part?
Something should be done. I think we should all mince up to the BBC's offices and cover them with big pink ribbons and lipstick, that'll teach them.Why not?Comment
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Even worse, you can it catch by having oral sex.
That’s the last time I’m going to risk talking about sex.Last edited by Clog II The Avenger; 10 August 2006, 09:08.HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.Comment
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You can just listen to a tape and have aural sex.
I'll get my coat.....We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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