Oh, Pox!

[Fleetwood]

You can just listen to a tape and have aural sex.

I'll get my coat.....

[Clog II The Avenger]

Even worse, you can it catch by having oral sex.
That’s the last time I’m going to risk talking about sex.

[Dundeegeorge]

But isn't that blatant homophobia

on the BBC's part?
Something should be done. I think we should all mince up to the BBC's offices and cover them with big pink ribbons and lipstick, that'll teach them.

[Xenophon]

Syphilis is on the rise!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4776233.stm

The majority of those diagnosed were gay men.

Captain Jack - remember to wear a 'party hat'

[wc2]

Initial symptoms include genital sores. If the infection is not treated, a rash may appear, with flu-like symptoms.

Doctor Doctor - My old boy won't stop sneezing

[zeitghost]

Syphilis is on the rise!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4776233.stm