Requirements gathering in IBs

[SimonMac]

The other dude just dropped out because he says he's been hitting the smack too hard since he's been on this contract!
Just spoke to his wife on the phone. She'll be glad to have him home.

Hope you called him a quitter before shagging his missus yourself

[Doggy Styles]

What is IB?

Is it an investment bank? I've heard they exist but I've never seen one.

[DodgyAgent]

Is it an investment bank? I've heard they exist but I've never seen one.

I think the Aussie is one of these people that likes to make everyone feel stupid by blinding them with Jargon.

[SimonMac]

What is IB?

Irritable Bowel? He talks enough tulipe

[aussielong]

I think the Aussie is one of these people that likes to make everyone feel stupid by blinding them with Jargon.

Jargon? What, like words with more than two syllables dumbo?

I bet you've got a banksie and a John squire hanging on your wall haven't you? Tosser

[suityou01]

Jargon? What, like words with more than two syllables dumbo?

I bet you've got a banksie and a John squire hanging on your wall haven't you? Tosser

Oh the ironing

[GazCol]

Is this a parody?

[aussielong]

Oh the ironing

I've told you before you savant. If you want to go toe to toe on Skype, with balaclavas on, then let's have it. You're so LITERALLY boring

[DodgyAgent]

Jargon? What, like words with more than two syllables dumbo?

I bet you've got a banksie and a John squire hanging on your wall haven't you? Tosser

No

I have got a picture of all our gold medals on my wall

[SimonMac]

No

I have got a picture of The Ashes on my wall

FTFY