Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

[Paddy]

Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

Bungling scientists kill world

Bungling scientists who found the world’s oldest creature – a clam – killed it when they prized open its shell to determine its age.

[amcdonald]

If only they'd clammed up about it, the world would never have known

[Paddy]

If only they'd clammed up about it, the world would never have known

[scooterscot]

How do they know it was the world's oldest? There might be an older one out there...

[Zippy]

Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

Bungling scientists kill world

That's a shame because I'd really like to know what Ming made of the Enlightenment.

btw, is it me or is that a picture of a bucket of cockles?

[Paddy]

How do they know it was the world's oldest? There might be an older one out there...

Good point, let's open up some more.

[mudskipper]

Bit of superglue - no-one will know it's dead.

[Doggy Styles]

Bit of superglue - no-one will know it's dead.

Good idea. They don't say a lot anyway.

[KentPhilip]

Where there's blame, there's a clam.

Or maybe not...

[vetran]

typical they were being shellfish!