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    #11
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Do you have a nice shaped head?

    Then shave it off, walk around with pride and invest in some hats to protect your skin in hot and cold weather.

    Bald heads are sexy.

    Wigs and Rooney are not.
    Er, seen the avatar?
    Me, me, me...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Er, seen the avatar?
      Pic is small.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        Pic is small.

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          #14
          Surely it depends so much on the looks and self-confidence of the person in question. How the hair is receding, etc.

          Who'd have guessed it would transform Bryan Cranston so much...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            I notice you didn't actually mention head:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              God created the perfect head. For everyone else he gave them hair.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                So yer going bald
                How did you know that?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Tattoo on the skull.

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                    #19
                    If you shave your head you can kiss goodbye to a career as a bearer of secret messages. It's worth thinking about.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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