Suity Whittington's Misadventures in London

[darmstadt]

Yes the streets of London are paved with gold although I think that might have something to do with missing the urinal when the door opened and I realised that I was actually in the wrong building! My cat has started wearing boots and my hair has gone white and is beginning to look messy, must get the VO5 out.

In a parallel universe...

[suityou01]

This gig will be different.

[eek]

This gig will start different and rapidly deteriorate / revert to the norm...

ftfy

[Old Greg]

DAY 36 - Bedsheet is a mess. I'm slow at documenting the gaps but the PM uses me as toilet paper rather than reading it....

FTFY

[hyperD]

In yet another parallel universe, far, far away...

Dark Suity: What is thy bidding, my master?
The CEO: Send the Permies to the far side of Endor. There they will stay until called for.
Dark Suity: What of the reports of the Developers massing near Sollust?
The CEO: It is of no concern. Soon the Contractors will be crushed and the young Systems Analyst will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the coffee room and await my orders.
Dark Suity: Yes, my master.

[cuts to the CEO's large glass office, Luke, the young Systems Analyst watches the fight between the Contractors and the Permies over at the water dispenser]

The CEO: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully AGILED and OPERATIONAL enterprise project!

[the CEO hits the comlink switch on his executive chair]

The CEO: Fire at will, Janice!

[In the Personnel typing room, a group of hooded Human Resource staffers start priming the company's super laserprinter - a device so advanced it can be almost run for three minutes without needing a spare cartridge or toner. A series of tones signify that the laserprinter is ready]

Miss Janice: Press Copy, Margaret!

[Margaret hits a switch, and the laserprinter roars into life. And then just as quickly stops to a shuddering halt. A little red light flashes on the console.]

The CEO: SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suityou01]

A real page turner

[Old Greg]

A real page turner

Then share your Day 45 vision.

[suityou01]

Then share your Day 45 vision.

Suity sat in the bar of the sea front hotel in Jersey, nursing an expensive whiskey as recommended to him by Cliphead. Since jilting the london gig suity was on easy street. In the belly of the beast, working for one of the sharpest financial houses in the West.

A shadow of his former self from all the turbo training he is now doing, his abs a quiver under the slightly moist silk work shirt. The bar maid kept making eyes at him in a shy and yet unrestrained way.

The phone went, it was the CEO. Suity had already played hard ball with him this morning. Predictably this would be the climb down, paving the way for suity's ideas to be implemented, his way. No messing this time. Suity was not a man to be messed with.

[doodab]

Somebody is getting a reality check for christmas.

[SimonMac]

In yet another parallel universe, far, far away...

Dark Suity: What is thy bidding, my master?
The CEO: Send the Permies to the far side of Endor. There they will stay until called for.
Dark Suity: What of the reports of the Developers massing near Sollust?
The CEO: It is of no concern. Soon the Contractors will be crushed and the young Systems Analyst will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the coffee room and await my orders.
Dark Suity: Yes, my master.

[cuts to the CEO's large glass office, Luke, the young Systems Analyst watches the fight between the Contractors and the Permies over at the water dispenser]

The CEO: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully AGILED and OPERATIONAL enterprise project!

[the CEO hits the comlink switch on his executive chair]

The CEO: Fire at will, Janice!

[In the Personnel typing room, a group of hooded Human Resource staffers start priming the company's super laserprinter - a device so advanced it can be almost run for three minutes without needing a spare cartridge or toner. A series of tones signify that the laserprinter is ready]

Miss Janice: Press Copy, Margaret!

[Margaret hits a switch, and the laserprinter roars into life. And then just as quickly stops to a shuddering halt. A little red light flashes on the console.]

The CEO: SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POTD