BA is a synonym for failure

[Churchill]

All this idiot has to do is execute test cases I've given him (because ive worked out the requirements and done all the code while this **** held workshops).

Can't even do that. Comes to me one day before code cut off with a major issue.

The first day I met this **** he was giving it "yeah Im front office, run big projects here". Making out hes billy big potatoes. The **** can barely count.

Every time he comes to my desk he does a walk of shame back to his desk.

He's a hard looking Russian. Theres a good chance this **** is gonna get his head kicked in. Fcking parasite.

How come an internet hard man such as yourself has a limp handshake? Is you a batty boy?

[vetran]

A bad workman blames the office tool?

[aussielong]

You may mock me now, because we are in the early stages of battle. I'm in the trenches, beating off those that will otherwise overrun us with their oversized specs.

I'm beating them off for all of us, while you sip tea.

[mudskipper]

You may mock me now, because we are in the early stages of battle. I'm in the trenches, beating off those that will otherwise overrun us with their oversized specs.

I'm beating them off for all of us, while you sip tea.

[Old Greg]

You may mock me now

You really are an inadequate little worm.

[minestrone]

You may mock me now, because we are in the early stages of battle. I'm in the trenches, beating off those that will otherwise overrun us with their oversized specs.

I'm beating them off for all of us, while you sip tea.

You are doing what?!

[oscarose]

I'm beating them off for all of us, while you sip tea.

Hero you are

[aussielong]

You really are an inadequate little worm.

Oh cum on Greg. Have you got no sense of humour. You must choke down pole all day I should imagine.

[Old Greg]

Oh cum on Greg. Have you got no sense of humour. You must choke down pole all day I should imagine.

I have no idea what you are on about, but bless you.

[Mich the Tester]

Those specs are quite cool actually; just a shame about the ugly miniature hermaphrodite model.