BA is a synonym for failure

[doodab]

"I romanced a ball-er-in-a, on the bonnet of me ford cor-ti-na"

Strangely, last time I went to Oz I pulled a Ballerina. She was lovely.

[Old Greg]

He said he's willing to pay you to deep throat his huuuuuuge erect phallus!

Sounds a little bit "gay" to me.

HAB! One for you!

Ah, toilet trader slang! Thank you for clarifying. I thought HAB had joined the great forum in the sky?

[aussielong]

Judging by the payslip comment he inadvertently let slip , he's not a contractor, just a permie or temp. That would account for the bitterness and angst. Imagine getting all that tulip for not very much.

I'm not contracting in the UK. I don't get paid in the UK. Contracting works differently in certain other countries.

You extrapolate from your little sample. Again a stats fail. Like your failed attempt at commenting on the daily mail robberies article a few months back. On which you rapidly tried to change the subject after I rumbled you.

Youre a bit dim really aren't you.

[MarillionFan]

Offering to fight people you will never meet is unlikely to mean you are hard. It is more likely to be the sign of deeply rooted inadequacy.

And what is 'choking down pole'?

I think he's accusing you of 'sucking the sausage' which of course would be a cause for defamation...if it wasn't already true.

[doodab]

And what is 'choking down pole'?

I presume it's a reference to Kielbasa Weselana

[sasguru]

You extrapolate from your little sample. Again a stats fail. .

You're quite correct. I made the mistake of assuming you're a well-paid UK contractor rather than a temp outlier who works for peanuts in the middle of nowhere.
Like the OPs said you need to change your model - earn more, deal with more senior people, work from home.
That way your BP won't rise so high and you might live longer.

[Old Greg]

I think he's accusing you of 'sucking the sausage' which of course would be a cause for defamation...if it wasn't already true.

Whereas you prefer chipolatas.

[aussielong]

You're quite correct. I made the mistake of assuming you're a well-paid UK contractor rather than a temp outlier who works for peanuts in the middle of nowhere.
Like the OPs said you need to change your model - earn more, deal with more senior people, work from home.
That way your BP won't rise so high and you might live longer.

I work in an investment bank in the financial centre of Europe.

Not my shed, like you.

[minestrone]

I work in an investment bank in the financial centre of Europe.

Not my shed, like you.

Does he work in your shed?

[mudskipper]

I thought HAB had joined the great forum in the sky?