A new buzzword/methodology?

[d000hg]

A job email I just received demands agile & scrum, as well as new-fangled things like OO & UML.

Aside from the likely mess that a combination of UML & Agile engenders (people running waterfall but they have to stand up when they talk about it), I was most intrigued by the requirement for:

- High Integrity code

Does that mean I have to be of high integrity, or only my code?

[bless 'em all]

That'll be code that does exactly what you want it to do, but becomes so filled with angst it tells the Guardian what it's been doing.