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Proving God's Existence with a MacBook

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    #21
    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
    and don't insult God by comparing God to any man made object.
    Why? What could an all powerful God possibly do about it?
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #22
      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
      Why? What could an all powerful God possibly do about it?
      Nothing they don't exist, they're just a figment of someone elses imagination
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #23
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        Nothing they don't exist, they're just a figment of someone elses imagination
        Nonsense! Look at the trees, who do you think made them?
        "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

        https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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          #24
          Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
          Nonsense! Look at the trees, who do you think made them?
          No one

          And for the Americans, if you believe in intelligent design explain Dubya
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #25
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            No one

            And for the Americans, if you believe in intelligent design explain Dubya
            No one - are you saying that the theory of evolution is true? If so, why is it still called a theory?!?!?

            Also, how did the universe begin if God was not there to do it?
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #26
              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              Also, how did the universe begin if God was not there to do it?
              Does everything need a cause? And if so, what caused god?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Does everything need a cause? And if so, what caused god?
                Not everything needs a cause.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  Nonsense! Look at the trees, who do you think made them?
                  Don;t know about the trees, but this guy did the Fjords. He got an award for Norway.



                  Don't think he used a MacBook though.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #29
                    This thread is too surreal for me. However I shall contribute with a bizarre video of some techs (possibly some CUKers) trying to get the MacBook to meet its own god, and hence determine its existence.

                    Mac lovers, shield your eyes.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
                      Logic is great as long as you start from the right premise. Otherwise it is probably worse than useless because it will lead you down the wrong path. ...
                      That's why when students study Marxism they think it's true. It follows logically from the axioms. Shame the axioms are complete horse feathers.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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