Modelling adult nappies - Plan B?
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Bedwetting about another PM
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Oh dear. I wonder how this one will turn out.
ask him outright if there is something you need to do.
when he says no
ask him outright if there is something HE wants you to do.
dont just put the ball in his court, bend him over and stick it up his bum. make sure everyone knows where it resides
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Hello my rabid delluded chum.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOh dear. I wonder how this one will turn out.
ask him outright if there is something you need to do.
when he says no
ask him outright if there is something HE wants you to do.
dont just put the ball in his court, bend him over and stick it up his bum. make sure everyone knows where it resides


I did all that, it's in the OP.
HTH
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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[QUOTE=MaryPoppins;1829826]It's not personal, is it. It's a General section of an anonymous Internet forum. It's fun, in a way.Originally posted by aussielong View Post
I think you are a borderline autistic. QUOTE]
Bit twattish, even if towards SY.
What are you wearing?Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHello my rabid delluded chum.
I did all that, it's in the OP.
HTH

no you didnt, you fool.
you said yadadadada 'and I will crack on with it'
you took the ball straight out of his bum , tucked it under yer arm, and headed for the goal line.
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[QUOTE=aussielong;1829854]Well we know you wearOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
It's not personal, is it. It's a General section of an anonymous Internet forum. It's fun, in a way.
What are you wearing?
so you haven't got a chance....
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[QUOTE=aussielong;1829854]Lounge pants and baby sick, why?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
It's not personal, is it. It's a General section of an anonymous Internet forum. It's fun, in a way.
What are you wearing?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is that you eek? You're fitter than I imagined.Originally posted by eek View Post
Well we know you wear so you haven't got a chance....Comment
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[QUOTE=aussielong;1829854]If it's not personal, why do you cry about the neg reps I leave you?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
It's not personal, is it. It's a General section of an anonymous Internet forum. It's fun, in a way.
What are you wearing?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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