Why Does the World Hate the Jews?

[ShimSham]

We could do with a guy like him today, i.e. Tell the big nosed tight fisted war mongering coonts where to go.

Numptycorner, you are in short a dick, plain and simple. A dick with very little going for it I presume, but a dick none the less.

[Numptycorner]

Numptycorner, you are in short a dick, plain and simple. A dick with very little going for it I presume, but a dick none the less.

You presume too much my hooked nosed, tight fist loving PC friend.

[Fungus]

Hands up everyone who is partial to bagels, chicken soup and matzos? I thought so, a healthy contingent of bagel merchants. And why not.

I don't hate Jews. I think I like almost all that I've met. I think that is the case of most Brits.

So, what's your problem me old cod-Christian-fundamentalist troll? Not getting your leg over with that tasty female Vicar at the local chapel eh?

[mcquiggd]

Yeah well it makes a change from doing over those peace loving terrorist islamies who keep detonating on public transport!

Mailman

That is purely because their religion requires them to carry Semtex at all times.

I mean, next you will try banning sikhs from carrying long knives to school!



John Reid will sort your kind out, racist pig dog. After a period of consultation.......

[Fungus]

Talking of which, this morning as I pulled out of the drive, I saw across the road a large black van surrounded by men in combat gear and carrying side arms, with about 4 police cars at each end. Looks like one of the neighbours was caught speeding again. Or some Brazilian electricians have been misbehaving. Luton eh? What a place.

[mcquiggd]

Nope, these days the brasilian immigrants have been pushed out by the polish ones.

Dont worry though, as soon you will have police officers recruited from poland protecting you - as they understand the criminal gangs from that location.

See, everywhere you look, immigration has a plus point.

[xoggoth]

Beats me why Jews and Muslims don't get on famously give all the millions of similar daft rules they have about things. Or maybe that's why they don't, perhaps one is obliged to scratch his left elbow three times after eating eggs after 3pm on a weekday and the other insists it should be four.

Serious answer. No idea, they never seem to cause any problems for the rest of society, unlike some.

[xoggoth]

A surprise coming?

[wendigo100]

Talking of which, this morning as I pulled out of the drive, I saw across the road a large black van surrounded by men in combat gear and carrying side arms, with about 4 police cars at each end. Looks like one of the neighbours was caught speeding again. Or some Brazilian electricians have been misbehaving. Luton eh? What a place.

Sh1t I'm sorry Fungus. I didn't know you had to live in Luton.

[Numptycorner]

That is purely because their religion requires them to carry Semtex at all times.
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Are we on to the Oirish now?