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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    At my daughter's 18th, the bar ran out.
    Was it this one?

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151764298596051
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      At my daughter's 18th, the bar ran out.
      At that point one must recall the old adage:

      Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        At that point one must recall the old adage:

        Rohypnol makes the heart grow fonder.
        FTFY

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          #14
          Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
          I thought only teenagers drink the stuff, it's like the German equivilent of buckie
          No its not. Actually there are many of these types of frinks in Germany ranging from Ünderberg (******* disgusting) through to Fernet Branca (even orange and mint flavour) via a lot of local variations of krauterschnapps. When we drink it, it has to be ice cold and served in frozen shot glasses (some bars have machines to keep the temperature down to a -20) and then downed in 1. The Americans like to mix it but these mixtures tend to be disgusting although we did invent our own one which is hald a glass of Jägermeister topped up with some condensed milk which I like to call a German Baileys, most people hate it!
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Could one glass of Jägermeister after my evening meal explain why I'm so dreary this morning?
            One winter was travelling by train from Munich to Bonn; I had a real bad cold and the only way to relieve the symptoms was drinking Jagermeiseter. I drank a whole bottle and felt much better.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #16
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              One winter was travelling by train from Munich to Bonn; I had a real bad cold and the only way to relieve the symptoms was drinking Jagermeiseter. I drank a whole bottle and couldn't feel anything.
              ftfy
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                ftfy
                laugh
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  Depends on how big the glass was.
                  My thought exactly
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                    My thought exactly
                    Like my kind of glass

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                      #20
                      Or mine:

                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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