Got some bad new before I get to work which puts a lot of things in to prespective, and then on the way to work I crash my car, least on the plus side some dozy bint at work has spilled coffee all down her top so at least there are some fine tattybojangles on display today!
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Tatty are they?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
She has had a kid so they aren't as good as they used to beOriginally posted by d000hg View PostTatty are they?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Did your bad news involve your mirror?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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God no, that is too scary a sight for any time of the day let alone in the morning!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDid your bad news involve your mirror?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Like buying a 2nd hand car from a 19yo boy racer?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostShe has had a kid so they aren't as good as they used to beOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Piss off you cheeky runt.Originally posted by d000hg View PostLike buying a 2nd hand car from a 19yo boy racer?
I bottlefed.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off you cheeky runt.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Some womens tits get nicer after kids, fill out more, get more shapely. Silly to complain me thinks.Comment
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Yes we know you like a bottle but what about your kid?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off you cheeky runt.
I bottlefed.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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