Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
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Is it too early for Champagne?
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Is it too early for Champagne?
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Hemlock?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOr shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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No. Started with a cheeky Tiger and some chilli con carne. Then I think a glass of Pinot followed with a free massage you're entitled to with Business Class & then a cheeky champers on the plane before catching a film & then a snooze in my relaxing window seat bed.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHemlock?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Damn. Missed out on the massge as I got stuck on the phone trying to get a hotel. Everything booked at my destination, had to take a hotel 7 miles away at the next city. DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM!!!!Originally posted by doodab View PostNo. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.
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They heard about you on the plane:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I don't fly coach.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThey heard about you on the plane:
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I made some very nice gin martinis yesterday. Hendrick's gin, Noilly Prat, orange bitters. Shaken with ice. and served with lemon zest....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I would not personally slip wee into a gin and tonic.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOr shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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