Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
							
						
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Is it too early for Champagne?
				
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 Is it too early for Champagne?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!
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 Hemlock?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOr shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
 
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 No. Started with a cheeky Tiger and some chilli con carne. Then I think a glass of Pinot followed with a free massage you're entitled to with Business Class & then a cheeky champers on the plane before catching a film & then a snooze in my relaxing window seat bed.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHemlock?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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 Damn. Missed out on the massge as I got stuck on the phone trying to get a hotel. Everything booked at my destination, had to take a hotel 7 miles away at the next city. DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM!!!!Originally posted by doodab View PostNo. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now. What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 They heard about you on the plane:
 
  “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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 I don't fly coach.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThey heard about you on the plane:
 
  What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 I made some very nice gin martinis yesterday. Hendrick's gin, Noilly Prat, orange bitters. Shaken with ice. and served with lemon zest....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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 I would not personally slip wee into a gin and tonic.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOr shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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